What she lacks in height, she makes up for in mass. Her hobbies include 2D games, swearing, and not paying for current-gen consoles. Definitely not a stack of three munchlaxen in a human suit.
In a dramatic twist on literary tradition, Talen was raised not by wolves but by fundies. Possibly in penance, he is now studying journalism, media and ethics (not those ethics, real ethics). Fox claims he is W/U/G.
Likeable and personality-filled, Jeb descended from the Frozen North to befriend us in our time of need. We haven't seen them, so they might secretly be a yeti.